Three hours on the water with an open bar, a live DJ and the skyline lighting up around you. Ages 21 and over.
$109 per person · $29 to book, $80 cash at the dock
The cruise
You board in downtown Miami, the bar opens as the lines come off, and the boat runs the bay. There is a dance floor, a DJ and nowhere else to be.
Who we put on the water
Most nights we are mixing groups on a shared cruise. If your group is large enough, ask us to price a private charter instead.
One call puts the whole group on the same boat, cash sorted before the day.
Three hours, open bar, and a boat full of people in the same mood as you.
The boat to yourselves. Priced on the phone, because it depends on the vessel and the date.
Two of you, no plan, and it is already 6pm. Call and we will tell you what is still open.
Why there is no booking widget
Every boat on this bay sells the same cruise at the same price, and the good departures move fast. A form takes your deposit and tells you nothing. A call tells you what is actually open tonight.
How it works
No account, no app, and you hear the full price before you pay anything.
Tell us the date and how many of you there are. We check what is running that day while you are still on the line.
We take the names and keep the group together on one boat, then text you the dock and the departure time.
Check in with photo ID and $80 per person in cash for the balance. That is the whole process.
What people say
Every review below is a verified Google review. We do not edit them and we do not pay for them.
Best night of the whole trip. We were nine and they kept us all on the same boat, which is more than the last place we tried. Open bar the whole three hours, no queue, no nonsense.
Called at four in the afternoon and we were on the water by eight. They told me straight away what the $80 at the dock was for, which nobody else did.
Did this for my sister's bachelorette. Twelve of us, one phone call, and they warned us about the cash before we flew in. The skyline at sunset is unreal.
I was worried it would be a tourist trap. It is not. The DJ was actually good and the dance contest is genuinely funny by the second hour.
Booked it for my thirtieth. Everyone stayed the full three hours because there is nowhere to go, which was exactly the point.
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Before you call
The two about money are the ones nobody else on this bay puts on the page. We would rather you knew now than at the dock.
$109 per person · Ages 21 and over
One call, thirty seconds, a straight answer on price and availability.
